Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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