do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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