I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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