I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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