i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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