I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Can I color on your dick again?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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