Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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