Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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