so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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