Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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