he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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