They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The air was thick with penises
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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