please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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