It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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