about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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