I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's always time for handjobs
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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