i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
