seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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