The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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