Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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