I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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