i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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