I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
