I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
