Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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