So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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