I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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