i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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