drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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