this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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