Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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