:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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