dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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