you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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