We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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