i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
