So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
