Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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