Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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