i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
