Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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