Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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