this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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