is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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