Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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