Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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