new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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