Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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