Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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