wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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