real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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