and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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