its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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