sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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