I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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